*John walks through the door after spending the day with me*
CrayCray: "Get in the car, there's something we have to talk about"
*They get in the car*
John: Mom...I
Cray: You were with your girlfriend weren't you?
John: I...
Cray: Don't try to lie to me.
John: *Silence*...Y...yeah.
Cray: Hmm. Well...So Let's talk about this girl then. She's the one you've been spending all your time with? the reason you're always so eager to spend time out and why you're always coming home late?
John: ...
Cray: I'm not mad you know. I had my first boyfriend in college. He was three years older than me.....So have you met her family?
John: Yes. They hate me.
Cray: WHAT!?!?
John: Just kidding...they don't, they're very nice.
Cray: Good. They BETTER like you.
John: don't worry...I think they do.
Cray: and you like this girl a lot, don't you?
John: y...yes.
Cray: Hmm, well why don't you bring her over next week so that I can meet her? Maybe she can stay for dinner...or maybe I could take the two of you out for dinner....I can't WAIT to meet this girl!!
Yeah...so uh. She knows...and she didn't burst into flames or eat him alive.
Still one problem: she doesn't know that I'm not Korean :/
So...I'm going to continue freaking the flip out until the day when she decides to kill me (I am praying for a quick and painless death.) :D
Wish me LuckkkK~!
trololololololol awwwwwwwww sweetie of course they'll hate you and eat you alive! i mean come on. you're a sweet, nice, innocent-looking, blue eyed blonde haired china doll who has a high cute voice..... demons hate people like you :D
ReplyDeleteits ok you're qt. they'll love you. just remember to bow a lot and say "thank you" a lot and uh bring her chocolate or something. asian mothers love that type of stuff
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